How to preserve Italian-Australian relations

I think a few people are aware of some Nikon gear on ebay from one of the forum members here, including a lens. An ebayer asked how much to ship to Italy. The response cracked me up
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Q: Hay. How much does SHIPPING cost to ItALY. ROME
12-Sep-06
A: Well since I’m still recovering from Italy knocking Australia out of the world cup, I will only ship to Italy if you admit and apologise in writing for Grosso’s dive in the penalty box to draw a foul.
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Q: Hay. How much does SHIPPING cost to ItALY. ROME
12-Sep-06
A: Well since I’m still recovering from Italy knocking Australia out of the world cup, I will only ship to Italy if you admit and apologise in writing for Grosso’s dive in the penalty box to draw a foul.
P