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How do you hide an elephant?
Funniest thing I saw in Africa's Kruger National Park.
We were travelling through the bush in our Land Rover when our guide spots an elephant. We cut the motor and continue towards it. It hasn't noticed us at first, but when it does, it hides... 
"If I hide behind this bush, they'll never notice me!" But then, it realises that we have indeed seen it... 
"That's it, I'm off!" TFF (Trevor)
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 TFF (Trevor)
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How did those old elephant jokes go?
Q: How does an elephant hide in the jungle? A: He paints his balls red and sits in a cherry tree. - similar joke - Q: Why do elephants paint their nuts red? A: So they can hide in cherry trees. Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A: A native eating cherries. Q: How did Tarzan die? A: Picking cherries. Q: What's the fastest thing in the jungle? A: A monkey carrying a bunch of cherries.
Hi all, elephant jokes etc:
Q: what does the elephant ask the naked man ? A: wow, can you pick up peanuts with that ? Q: what does the elephant ask the naked man ? A: wow, can you breathe with this ? Another thing: lets assume crocodiles are green. If that is the case, they should hide very well in pine trees. Here's the question: have you ever seen crocodiles in pine trees ? Have a great Christmas everyone, Cheers, CD
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